I am here: 40 8.153 N 94 39.695 E at 1146m as of 03/07/2013 http://maps.google.com/maps?q=loc:40.13589,94.6616
The Chinese do many things well (food, fake goods, dictatorships, etc.), but one thing they suck at is beds.
The bed for tonight is a plank of wood. Not a mattress which is just firm, but a bed in a hotel which has no mattress and is essentially a plank of wood.
We need to have soft mattresses made in China - this way they'll have something too copy for the local market. ;)