... Trying to get a meal from a restaurant which is very obviously a building site was probably not our best idea.
Believing them when we were assured they had everything on the menu was, perhaps, silly.
The chicken and rice which some of the other guys ordered having to become chicken and chips because they didn't have any rice should have been a clue that my mushroom rice was also off the menu. The same menu which has everything available. This was confirmed when instead of asking if I'd like to order something else the waiter delivered nothing.
The 10% service charge was the biggest and hardest laugh I've had in really a very long time. Tears of laughter.
An excellent night.